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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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\"Beverly Hills\" is a song by American rock band Weezer. It is the first single from the band's 2005 fifth album, Make Believe. \"Beverly Hills\" was released to US radio on March 28, 2005. The song features Stephanie Eitel of Agent Sparks on the chorus on backup vocals, performing the \"gimme, gimme\" hook.
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