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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?","punchline":"Because it was rated arrr!","id":310}
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